Collin Ullrich

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[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

The only thing that could make today better is a beautifully cooked well-done steak with a side of ketchup 🤤🤤

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Saluting the Mickey Mouse powerline on your way out of Orlando

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Currently at a hibachi table by myself, the chef is currently doing the volcano while I'm looking down at my phone typing this very tweet. I haven't looked him in the eyes one time.

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

I always forget that Band on the Run is the greatest song ever made ever until the next time it plays again

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

@ethan_scraggy I would buy Quebec on vinyl if it weren't for The Fucked Jam 😔

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Just accidentally ate a Right Twix instead of a Left, I'm going to fucking kill myself

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Looking at pictures of sushi as I eat sushi, nobody is really doing it like me

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Running full form pull ups at the local arcade basketball game

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Who the hell is this Anton guy and why am I supposed to Jack him Off?

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

I'm the kinda guy who will point out a deer on the side of the road to the passengers in my car by saying "there's a deer on the side of the road"

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Just shook dude's hand, we are out here

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Swirling this wine around like I know what the fuck I'm doing

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Guy who sits next to you on a flight and immediately taps into the worst movie he could have chose on the seat TV

[SeSe7eNeN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @S3S373N3N]

The first handheld shot in TEN HOURS of television, and it’s used in the final two minutes in the final episode of the entire season,
This shit was so special man

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Had a dream I was heavy beefing with Jaylen Brown and I dogged his ass in a 1v1. Had the whole school chanting my name. Life has its moments.

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Tooting your own horn feels so good

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

Paranormal investigator who kills himself to film his ghost as evidence

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

When you accidentally drop your phone in BBQ sauce and you're so hungry you just start eating your phone and then you have to buy a new phone cuz you just ate yours lol

[Collin Ullrich @Collinullr]

I waterboard myself EVERY time I shower just to keep myself honest and to know I can still take it. It sucks to have to do this once a month, but it keeps me at the top of my game.

[Daniel @Dannerfernander]

Banana bread might be the greatest invention of all time