Collis Aventinus

[Collis Aventinus @CollisAventinus]

@HowardA_AtLaw Actually screaming at random Russians about Ukraine has been pretty common in the first year of the war. And having the strangest sanctions, e.g. you can't fly an airplane over EU territory if you have a Russian passport, even if you're also a citizen of Spain and live there.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Brazilian people can double jump
Trans people can air dash
And as I am now learning, Chinese people have invincibility frames while evading

[venture anthropologist @0xBalloonLover]

anthropic won't let you use fable for biology, chemistry, ai research, or anything that accelerates human progress. that makes it the perfect tool for developing blockchains

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

I just don't understand why women think they need all these surgeries

[Adin - عدین - עדין @AdinHaykin1]

20% of all marriages in Gaza are with minors,
So statistically, Israel is the number 1# killer of pedophiles.

[Collis Aventinus @CollisAventinus]

@MattLoszak @threadreaderapp unroll please

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

Getting all the people in the back pews with my incense trebuchet

[Crypto Tea @Cryptotea]

S&P 500 closes at new ATH again

crypto guys:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve just heard someone call an AI slop sympathizer a “cogsucker,” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious

[Collis Aventinus @CollisAventinus]

@PaulAnleitner Why is there a fucking spoon kid from the matrix at 0:15? Isn't he like 35 now?

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

What a time to be alive

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

[yurikrupenin.bsky.social @turbojedi]

ладно

[valentine @valawakened]

A left-handed person dating a right-handed person is peak romance, actually. You get to hold hands and still wield your swords properly while fighting side by side against your enemies.

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

I, for one, am overjoyed that the right minds are counter surveilling big brother

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I can't properly describe to anyone under the age of 30 just how cool the Internet was before Amazon, Google, Meta, and Apple turned it all into a walled garden of garbage and commerce.

[Penelope @PelopeAl41549]

Notice how little kids always pretend to be Kings and Princess and not “presidents”. The children yearn for monarchy

[Omar Rizwan @rsnous]

your phone rings and you pick it up and it's the result of an async function that you called many years ago