Colleen McCarthy

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

“The amount of vinyl I haven’t bought bc I wanna front flip off a stage”

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

I think it’s funny the amount of people that leave the TV on for their dogs when they leave

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

He looks like George Bluth Sr.

[molly @angelinrealtime]

(flirting) what’s every single thing you’ve ever thought

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

coffin of floaties band name called it

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

“I already tested fate with a gas station cheeseburger, I’m not testing it with the hot-car-jellyfish”

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

“I have low standards for this family, but we’re NOT making crack”

[erika @yeeeerika]

hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

wth… my last night sleeping in my childhood home ever

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

lol it's not hanging out with my old-lady friend if she doesn't comment on my weight every time I see her

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

“The first time I ever did molly, it was Skrillex’s mdma stash”

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

“Opium den but for hot pot”

[Carly @brunchproblems]

RIP to Brian Wilson, who said that Be My Baby by the Ronettes is as important as Einstein's theory of relativity (he was right).

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

“When have we ever just shook hands… just give me a hug” 😂😂

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

There’s a decent chance that we all died of Covid and this is hell

[alfie @alfienxo]

the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job

[Colleen McCarthy @collmc97]

“Me & Zakk have been going hard on the Poop Deli”

[Barney Schreiber, CPA @luxurytrash_]

Ashlee Simpson was right; on Tuesday, I am fading.