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[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Uli Hoeneß (Bayern Munich president, recently): "Selling Michael Olise for €200M? He will NOT be sold. We play this game for our fans. We have 430,000 members, we have millions of fans worldwide, and it doesn’t help them much if we have €200M in the bank but play worse football every Saturday because of it.

José Mourinho coming to a Bayern game to keep an eye on Olise for Real Madrid? He can keep 5 eyes on him, he still won't get him."

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Never understood why people have beef with pasteurization. It’s literally just heat. What did Louis Pasteur do to you?

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

🤥🤥🤥

[thenerdking @thenerdking215]

Might be a top 1 community note of all time 😭😭😭

[𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐎 🇫🇷 @Tsailemec_]

Passer de Neves à Rabiot
Passer de Pacho à Konaté
Passer de Kvara à Thuram
Passer de Hakimi à Kounde
Passer de Enrique à Deschamps

[Bushi🌺#ThankYouTabata @DreadBoyRoy]

Gave you some peak to wash down that ass im crying

[The Palestine News Network @PaliNewsNetwork]

This didn’t get enough attention 👀

[Austine @theereal_one]

What’s the point of being in shape if you can’t run?

[kornkob🇦🇺🇱🇦 @imkornkob]

dude this type of camerawork would be so cool for a anime live action adaptation

they need to lean into this type of style more

[dryrice queen @YaMariee_]

she look like whoever she with at the time 😂

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

My boy down but not out

[Droid @droid254]

The parents ruined the kid's life...low IQ stuff

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

If only there were a safe process for removing pathogens from milk.

[1m59,9🇨🇮🍪♥️ @Myriamemmanuell]

Quand on va prendre photo dans nos tenu traditionnels ,dans nos bois sacré faut pas quelqu’un va dire c’est sorcellerie

[Ugo @Sir_Fin]

World Cups watched are indeed landmarks to gauge how far you’ve come and how long you’ve lived.

[Mr. Jeremy Turner 🇺🇲☝️ @MrJeremyTurner]

It's just refreshing these days to see an actor actually embracing his role and the fanbase. I hope the movie does well.

[M. @pedressii]

still laughing at this

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Why don’t you get pregnant so you can answer your question?

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

Hackers are utterly incapable of hacking shit that would actually benefit people. Want them to hack the FAFSA to get rid of student loans?? Sorry their too busy hacking cartoon studios and threatening to release something people were already planning on watching