Collslaw

Just a Cabbage doing Cabbage things.
b/pfp: @RhapsPerhaps
model: @starlilybud/@RhapsPerhaps
art: ^ ,@CgarVirtual, @KolibriVT

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@raorapanthera I'm seeing this.....But where is my serving?! 😭

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@nettlefaevt Sleep is for the weak, and infirm!

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@VELMORAS When all the other candy is gone, something has to be eaten

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@ectoplasmrat Hell yeah it is!

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Oh hey....I'm like live or something....
https://t.co/L866ImBe8I

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Today I dealt with a lady who thought the search bar was the field where you enter your username. She's a fellow IT worker.

I want to go home.

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Oh right, forgot that this was a thing....I'm alive.

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@kaedris32 Lol bet

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Today has been one long series of consecutive punches to the dick. Take me back 20 years, when the only thing I had to worry about was breaking ES Oblivion in new ways and chainsawing Locusts in Gears of War.

God I'm old.

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Aggressively making friends with people, then putting them to work or something......
https://t.co/L866ImBe8I

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Just had a person offer me $20 to pee in a cup cause he needed to pass a drug test tomorrow.

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@ectoplasmrat It just hits different!

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Trying to crawl out of this hole I've dug. Bout to be like my boy Stanley Yelnats up in here.

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This is a notification to declare that I'm still alive.

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Coming out of the Void on this Train, or something
https://t.co/L866ImBe8I

[Kolibri 🦋 @KolibriVT]

I hope this convinces you🫰😊

#VtuberDebut

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@KolibriVT Say less

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@kyu_tweets Watch Kyu!!

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@ectoplasmrat Imagine going outside, couldn't be me.

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I'm wondering why it felt like we're just getting battered at work today, only to be told there are literally only two people working right now......HOW THE FUCK?!