Eddie McGuire

Hi, I'm Eddie McGuire. I host Who Wants To Be A Millionaire in Australia, and I'm the club president of Collingwood Football Club!

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His ego is bigger than his dick.

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Dane Swan's ego must be in the way of my brain.

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I am the worst actor. Who else saw my really shit ad? 'God. Created football.' No he fucking didn't. I'm a fucking dumb ass.

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@stullerfadvlg5 Sorry, I'd rather marry Dane Swan's ego.

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Micheal Nettlefold has a huge boner for Ross Lyon. Wants his dick in his arse til the end of the 2012 season.

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Twitter's offensive. Makes me fucking sad.

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'Look for your friends'? Mate, when you're in support of Collingwood, you don't have friends.

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Swanny better win the Brownlow this year. Otherwise he'll face the wrath of my display picture.

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Chris Judd's a cunt.