Colonel Christofer Memebrahim

If you can't make good tea, don't make tea.

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@CathyVanLee @JemmaMemegrave I take full offends. #bringmeback

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@CathyVanLee @JemmaMemegrave Mayhaps... If someone first tells me what it is and how to use it in the afterlife...

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

I want to be mad but... yeah no... Fair enough 🤷‍♂️ That checks out

[Kate Meme-Bridge Stewart @JemmaMemegrave]

It's officially canon that I am alpha in omegaverse 😎

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@lizzyb81 I would! Think of all the scarves and gloves and cute little hats I could make my beloved Kate 🥹 She gets cold so easily 🥶

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

✨New year's resolutions✨
-God to the gym... More
-Convince Kate to try more spices in her salads
-Come back from the dead #bringbackcolonelibrahim
-Learn how to knit

#doctorwho
#thewarbetweenthelandandthesea #twbtlats

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@JemmaMemegrave @CathyVanLee I'd come back for you, darling 💖 I need you to give Za'atar a proper chance 😂

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@BrigAlistorGLS @JemmaMemegrave Thank you to the best father inlaw🥹

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

I have an announcement to make..... @JemmaMemegrave has got me pregnant 🥹🥹

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@TheVlinx I mean how??

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@TheVlinx Osgood is that you?

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

The face I make when @JemmaMemegrave suggests going 5 rounds rapid-

#TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@TheVlinx Make sure Susan doesn't make any tea

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

Im still alive

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

Please stop singing that. It was cadet Adele's first day on the job, ma'am, it's insensitive. She got a concussion and broke her collar bone.

[Kate Meme-Bridge Stewart @JemmaMemegrave]

Did you hear? The Colonel crashed one of the UNIT armoured vehicles last night listening to Adele.

He was rolling in the 🎶jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep🎶

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@alice_niamh24 @TheVlinx I have more fans than you you washed up hunk of junk. Maybe YOU need to grow a pair 🖕🏼

We love you too Alice ❤️

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@TheVlinx @JemmaMemegrave Oh god hide in a hole you coward, at least I stick around for a fight 🙄🖕🏼

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@JemmaMemegrave

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

Top skill on my CV: I make the best damn cup of tea at UNIT ☕

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

For reasons surrounding her having a weapon, I can't explain why I know this on such a public forum but just take it from me... Yes she can speak Arabic. Very very well 😳

[Kate Meme-Bridge Stewart @JemmaMemegrave]

@TheVlinx 😏 wouldn't you like to know

[Colonel Christofer Memebrahim @ColMemebrahim]

@SummonClare @JemmaMemegrave Your name is literally chaos. You'd forget in the first 5 minutes, be honest with yourself mate.

@JemmaMemegrave, Linda in accounting wouldn't sign off in that much ham. Said it was a needless expense 🤷🏻‍♂️