Colonel Money Shot

Hockey Gambling enthusiast.
Self proclaimed master of awkward moments.
Dad jokes. That is all

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@BizNasty2point0

Pick up this beaut @NHLJets !

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@danawhite
@EllisMate vs. @CMPunk

You want ratings? That's how you get fucking rating amigo!

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@tweetemilysears is it true the majority of Aussie women love men with Canadian accents?

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@krispythehuman currently beating my dick like it owes me money

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Late night just is not the same without @CraigyFerg
@joshrthompson

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#tbt 's are fucking depressing

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@EdmontonOilers should sign @BizNasty2point0 so they have some fucking grit. #4thlinegrind

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@danieltosh #Brickleberry is actually funny. Well done kiddo

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@ColMoneyshot @krispythehuman

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This deserves endless retweets, because vultures. Plox and tanks

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@krispythehuman #winning

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If I was a teacher

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@krispythehuman that's fucking debatable

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@krispythehuman I was just wondering if I you would like to get dunkt on in the name of our lord and saviour Charlie Sheen?

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@tweetemilysears an unsolicited cock portrait ultimately led to sexual relations with a reputable young lady.

It was a comical ice breaker.

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I resemble a 16 year old girl at a JB concert when @TheJTimberlake 's "rock your body" comes on the radio

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@krispythehuman me llamo cat boner

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Incredible to share this with my family!! Thank you for all the support!! Very lucky to have been apart of such a great group of guys 🍁🍁