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Auburn 07’ | PKA | Bourbon Enthusiast | Recently Divorced | #CGBD | #BBN

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@OneArmAbe Where is auburn pike

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Needs:

1. A 5’5” blonde with perky naturals that’s obsessed with me

2.

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Smoothie bowl place in the student center is good asf

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@big12sucks9 Tech

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New brand.

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@auburn_szn @CarlosFuegoAU This will be taken into consideration.

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My buddy is the “grabber” of Sigma Chi. Love the kid tho he’s got a good heart.

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@kbagballhazer67 I like his gusto.

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I don’t even try to get with girls I just get with them every once in a while to protect them from the other, evil men out there

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Idk if I have that killer mentality man

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Just an above average white male that needs some love

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“Poor me,” I say, as I make another horrible decision.

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@CarlosFuegoAU Fair enough, those tacos just dry asf

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@Kettamonster Millsaps college doc

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@ColonelMcGuffin #married would be flashier

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She asked “what are we.”

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7.5/10 Foid slept over for the last three nights
#winning

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#losing if that was unclear

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Need some auburn burners to follow

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Can someone please just like one of my tweets