Colonel_Lingus

I’m that guy that eats pussy purely for my pleasure. If you’re interested in my service, please reach out and maybe we can hook up.

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@TrumpsHurricane What a coincidence, intelligent Americans are ashamed of her!

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@elaramoon32 I like big butts and I cannot lie!

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@Liza137823 You are one of the most self-centered, egotistical and entitled people I have ever come across! To think that you have the right to demand that your neighbors let you know what they are doing in their personal lives is atrocious! You should be ashamed for even posting this!

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@SomaKazima2 The tall cop is the reason cops get a bad name. He is an asshole.

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@tweetylau69 @aquasucks Hell yes!

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@lady_valor_07 The normal rate should be about 20% for normal service and 20% of $500 is $100.

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@femalebodybuil6 $33.54 (25%+)

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@jessy_snd12 I think you should SOMF for a few hours so I can accurately guess your weight before making my decision! 😍👅🍑❤️

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@Laurasnd14 YES!

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@GirlLikesFun If I could eat your delicious ass for a few minutes every day, I would gladly submit to you pegging me for hours!

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@_ninakayy1 1) Drop to my knees. 2) Peel off that thong. 3) Spread those cheeks. 4) Repeatedly tongue-punch that delicious fart box while you squirm with pleasure. 😍👅🍑❤️

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@OfAthenry Christopher Columbus called the natives he encountered “Indians” because he thought he had landed in the East Indies.

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@noradonalsn0 @Esmeraldal30497 Hell no! You look delicious!

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@Esmeraldal30497 That depends. Can I lick your pussy until you pass out from the multiple orgasms? If I can, then by all means, follow me.

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@GoldenAgeUnfold I wouldn’t vote for that stupid fucker if he was the only person running!

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@BonnyRedy I would need to have you sit on my face for a few hours to properly determine if you should lose weight or not. 😍👅🐱❤️

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@amandamom01 @FlorinaMusty Drop to my knees, pull down your panties, and give your lips a big smooch! 😍👅🐱❤️

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@FlorinaMusty You’ll have to sit on my face for a few hours so I can properly gauge your current weight.

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@TrumpsHurricane Why don’t you show us your girlfriend and tell us what his name is?

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@Matt_Pinner I was a bartender/server for a number of years and I can honestly say, without hesitation, that nobody deserves a 40% tip for serving you food, unless she looks like Scarlet Johansson and goes under the table to blow you while your eating.