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Me n the bugs thoughts splattered across this page~ •Full time pirate captain⚓️🌊 •Limpball patient •Alter ego- Poopdeck "Pete" McKenzie •Wife of 5 (Undefeated)

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

Took my son to the zoo today he was so excited to finally get out and wear his favorite outfit! His father (my ex husband) used to always call his fingerless gloves "stupid and gay" but i think theyre stylish and cool! Im so proud of you Brantley Carter Struffert mama loves you❤️

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Beautiful california hills

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@theworstnovelty @JCFights The general population doesn't fuck with moronic people like you. If you can't hold back from insulting other people for no reason, then nobody will respect you. You lack emotional control and the ability to socialize. Try not being a fucking loser and your life will be fine.

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

In n out employee: would you like to round up your total to help stop human trafficking?

Adam: *smile on his face* uhh no thank you!

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@mxonica This is literally her natural hair just dyed black

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

Im not falling for this obvious pr stunt to make 6ix9ine come back and seem cool all ive been seeing is sellout twitter accs and bot comments acting like hes funny and made good music as if he wasnt charged for participating in the gang rape of a 13 yr old and filmed it fuck you

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

@sredne_axel @HEARTGYUTTO @CringeZoology No because thats a human and not a cat

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@hugetreeguy @HEARTGYUTTO @CringeZoology No because dogs are a completely different animal and are inept to roam freely and come back home like a cat would crazy concept i know

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

@Wow_canyou_not @HEARTGYUTTO @CringeZoology Thanks for reiterating and missing my point that humans are the cause of this and not cats. My cat nearly died in a cat fight 10 years ago and is currently 19 and lived a fulfilling life indoors and outdoors, there are risks to living in nature any animal and human knows that

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

@yellowbutterbee @HEARTGYUTTO @CringeZoology Cats were domesticated over 10000 years ago they did not domesticate themselves to survive amongst humans we domesticated them for personal gain

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

@HEARTGYUTTO @CringeZoology By this dumbass logic humans shouldnt be allowed outside either considering we kill more endangered species than anything on the planet but nah lets blame cats and force them inside a tiny house forever bc were selfish enough to domesticate them for our enjoyment

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

Final boss

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Waitress last night asked me if I ordered the pee boy sandwich.

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

Ill never forget ordering a po boy sandwich and the waiter yelling POO BOY? Did anyone order a POO BOY? Who ordered the FISH POO BOY? And having to raise my hand meekly and say i did.

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

Suvck my dihsicle

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I think grown men pretending to be cringe and autistic is the most unfunny overdone shit on the planet

[john @johnrobloxreal]

i think the pauses r worse than the other guy

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

Young sheldon, ball game, and a flying monkey. Doesnt gets better than this.

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THE FLYING MONKEY

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@mortisjdorvis Shes funny and cute yes

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

I feel like a mouse staring at a rat trap with cheese

[MustardPaint @ColonelMusturd]

Overthinking looks like playing with your nutsack

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Al designer shows what overthinking actually looks like