Colonel Sandors

Occasionally sarcastic and cynical. Against bigotry, racism, ignorance, stupidity, greed and everything else the Trump crime syndicate represents.

[Colonel Sandors @ColonelSandors]

@realDonaldTrump @greggutfeld @FoxNews The Impeachment started a few microseconds after the Big Bang. The cosmic microwave background shows the remnants of this event and irrefutably proves that the Fake News and Radical Savage Dems have been against him since time immemorial. 👍⚡️🇺🇸

[Colonel Sandors @ColonelSandors]

@MysterySolvent Boss’ cream of mushroom

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@QWarriorInCt @Uma19671 @lovelifetodaypl @realDonaldTrump How does it feel to have your head so far up your own ass? Asking for a MAGA ‘friend’

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@real_defender @realDonaldTrump Time to fuck off, RD

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@drw909 @TWIT_ANTHONY @realDonaldTrump S A T I R E

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@Lisa_Shaffer @smithan_82 @Crystal__Monroe @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump Devil’s soldiers?! Give me a fucking break 🙄

[Colonel Sandors @ColonelSandors]

@CYBTG @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump I promise I won’t

[Colonel Sandors @ColonelSandors]

@realdanmcfadden @smithan_82 @Crystal__Monroe @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump Eliciting that response from you brings me great joy. MAGAste 👍🙏🏻🇺🇸

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@Bonniezmom @JeffreyGuterman @realDonaldTrump You can say he ‘follows through’ with his promises to deliver greatness for everyone on Earth.

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@realDonaldTrump I love the smell of desperation during these Impeachmas Holidays.

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@internetTAB @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump

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@internetTAB @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump And figuratively as well.

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@internetTAB @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump Fair point, tabby. As far as dumb statements are concerned, I’ve got limitless inspiration. MAGAste🙏🏻

[Colonel Sandors @ColonelSandors]

@FOLLOWIFYOUTRU1 @YazCaptCarl8 @Sloopyinca @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump *than

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@internetTAB @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump Really? Is that all you got?

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@JustABenchTech @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump Impressive wit, I’ll give you that 👍

[Colonel Sandors @ColonelSandors]

@vinzclortho15 @JohnsonvilleNa1 @YazCaptCarl8 @angie_keathly @Sloopyinca @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump Rejoice for that’s one less libtard snowflake for you to have to deal with 😉

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@vinzclortho15 @JohnsonvilleNa1 @YazCaptCarl8 @angie_keathly @Sloopyinca @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump Give him some time to reply, he’s probably still asleep 👍

[Colonel Sandors @ColonelSandors]

@anthony_letizia @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump Can I toss your mom’s too?