ColonialWilliamsburg

Deep in the heart of our colony's hipster capital

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I overheard two people talking about what I thought were N64 games... Turned out they were talking about tax forms. #1080 #deeptaxjoke

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Dude, two-day food coma. Cherokee Jim did it up this year! Stuffed a grouse inside the turkey. Mind=blown. #2ndthxgiving #1stTur-grouse

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Seriously considering getting one of those tribal tattoos.

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My "wacky" tobaccy delivery guy keeps saying he'll be here in an hour. It's like, dude, how long does it take to gallop across Brooklyn?

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Had a BLAST last night at 3 Musketeers alehouse. They've started serving these little chocolate "bars" with the beer. Weird idea, guys!

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At a party, got offered a "peace pipe." Made hilarious joke about how I'd take a "piece." #partylikeits1699 #IWillCatchAFatalDiseaseFromThis

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Ale at the spotted ass, some hoop-and-stick in McCarren, then just canoeing the fuck around and getting in trouble. Happy Saturday

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Can we just pick a flag already? These clowns change their name more than British Aristocracy. Is it PRINCE or KING George

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I think one of the ship rats followed me ashore... hope that doesn't become a problem for New York...

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It's like no one even noticed I was wearing a FOUR-corner hat today. No one has a fashion sense anymore.

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Paul Revere just galloped through screaming something. We get it dude, you're drunk.

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One if by land, Two if by L train.

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"Wanted: Someone to paint portrait of me crossing East River in a boat. Must accept trades." -George W #CraigslistCW

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Remember when we were all like "Hail King George?" Weird. #TBT

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I haven't had HardTack this good since somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Thanks Peter Luger!

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The sun never sets on the PBR empire.

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Does anyone ever wonder what's happening in Canada? Sometimes I think I came to the wrong British Colony. #buyersremorse

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Is there anything worse than when they recobble Bedford at sun-up when you've been drinking well-past witching hour? #hangover.

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Best part of my morning commute? When I reach Manhattan without getting dysentery. #colonialproblems

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Worst part of my morning commute? Hearing "Showtime, showtime" and spending the rest of the ride trying not to get clogged in the face.