Tess👍

the first and only Nico Hulkenburg fan you'll ever meet 🇨🇦🏃‍♀️‍➡️⛷️🏂 📷

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[ﾒ @versamourz]

max in the media pen speech bubble

[Syntheticus Humanitus @TheChaosWeeber]

Tim Hortons is substantially cheaper than Starbucks

Canadians are broke

[ellie @lekittiee]

so mad i’ll never experience the feeling of sliding my dick in a tight wet warm vagina

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[DSi GiRL 🔆 @MyCheesePvffs]

People finding me attractive as a former weird kid feels like they're lying or even trying to play tricks on me

[່͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

if i had a dick id get hard from drinking like a really good cup of crisp cold water

[shada🕊️✨(victoire walter cup champions) @LESBIANS4MPP]

“all this city has is the Montreal Canadiens” meanwhile the Montreal Victoire just won the walter cup and their captain has won every possible thing in women’s hockey..

sure Gretzky

[akila. @becka1icious]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing

[◢ Gucci ◤🍍OffKai Expo @GucciTheMod]

Canadians be like I forgot to bring my duotang

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

canadians be like let’s go to shoppers drug mart

[marshall @bierberfever420]

Canadians b like I need to go to dollarama

[I was named after a tree?!!??! 🌿 @acacia__treee]

Getting tricked into thinking the price on a website is really good until I realize it’s not .ca 💔💔

[︎ nana ˖ ⊹ @sinfultragdy]

can i come over and hug you for three days straight

[A @cryptdesires]

you only get 782 chances with me i don't tolerate shit

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Kid asked if a character was a boy or a girl. I said “Well, it’s wearing a bow, so it’s probably a girl.” Without even looking at me he says “A boy could wear a bow too.” I’ve been outwoked by a seven year old.