Colt Jones

Probably looking for coffee

[Fútbol Noruego @NoruegArg]

Lo hicieron. Nos vengaron. 🇳🇴❤️🇦🇷

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

Those two Malik Tillman free kicks gave me the most joy I’ve ever experienced as a USMNT fan

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[Colt Jones @ColtJonzey]

@assassinsspain @Ubisoft_Spain Being able to relive all of my memories from the original!

[Assassin's Creed España @assassinsspain]

🏴‍☠️ Un tesoro ha aparecido en el horizonte... Sorteamos una Edición Coleccionista de Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced.

Pasos:
✅ Sigue a @assassinsspain + @Ubisoft_Spain
❤️ Like + Repost este post
💬 Responde: ¿qué es lo que más te emociona de zarpar por el Caribe?

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[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.”

“And will we develop a stronger youth program?”

“We will not.”

[Caleb Downs Fan @demcowboysfan]

"Dad what were those 61 seconds like when USA tied the game vs Belgium before they scored again"

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Flo Balogun pulling up to USA vs Belgium

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

Nothing is true, everything is ⚽️

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

🚨 Vozinha has completed more dribbles at the Knockout round of the 2026 World Cup than Cristiano Ronaldo.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

No red card.
No penalty.
No yellow card.
No foul.
No review.

FREE FOLARIN BALOGUN.

[Frank Ammirante @FAmmiranteTFJ]

Americans sports do it right:

THE CALL ON THE FIELD SHOULD STAND UNLESS THERE IS INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE.

What VAR has done to soccer is turned these dudes into scientists in a lab, analyzing the most miniscule details to overrule calls.

It's god awful.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

There’s a first time for everything…

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Me and the boys going to FIFA Headquarters to appeal Balogun’s red card so he can play against Belgium 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

That was not the definition of a red card.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Mauricio Pochettino on the red card to Balogun: "Watching it after on TV, it was never the intention to step onto the player; it's a normal action in football that happens by accident."

"It's never intentional. It's never a red card."

"Today, in all the 50-50 decisions, none were for us. And the players reacted very well. We controlled that emotional part of the game that’s so important…"

"How they managed the situation was amazing; we showed maturity."

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[- @MusialaEra]

It’s been revealed that Tah, who had never taken a penalty before in his life, had to take the 6th penalty because nobody else had the guts to step up. I‘ll never hate on players for missing their pens, the real devils are veterans like Goretzka who refused to step up.