Col. Turris (2018-19)

Brother in arms, recently transferred from the RCMP and now stationed at Fort Bridgestone under the command of Captain Ellis. Parody account. #VerifyTank

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

This is becoming a thing and we are perfectly okay with it. Hiiiii Kyle!

#ForSmashville | @BridgestoneUS

[Predators On FanDuel Sports Network @FDSN_Predators]

We've never seen ANYTHING like this

#Preds | #NSHvsNYR

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

I’m here, Julie, ready to help my brothers in arms. But the commander has different ideas.
#FortTurris #FreeTurris #FreeKyleTurris
https://t.co/cVZeVNspuZ

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

@RStanleyNHL I want to like this, but it has 74 likes, so... sorry.

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

@RStanleyNHL The Titans have some guys in camp who think late hits will impress the coaches and help them make the roster?

[Hunter Long @JHunterLong]

In case you needed more of the @_KumarRocker no-hitter, here’s a video...

With music. Hype Music.

See y’all at Omaha

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

@PredPAPaul I’m most upset that he won’t get a chance to avenge his firing by the Predators in the finals. 😿

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

@Buccigross @SanJoseSharks @GoldenKnights Timo Meier/Colin Miller #bucciovertimechallenge

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

Dearest Julie,

@statsrespecter is about to become a follower. Since the only real victory this season in our household has been your podcast, I will have to count this as a win when it comes to pass. Onward!

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

@statsrespecter Yoo hoo!

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

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[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

Dearest Julie:

We ride to the Lone Star State to take on the vagabond North Stars. Tales of outlaw blue ice goals and getting face-punched by an Inuit are told. We shall write a new legend, one featuring a shirtless badger, a gold-necklaced Canuck, and a wild Finn. Onward!

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

https://t.co/07ysgONmP3

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

Dearest Julie:

I have been quiet for much of the past several months, adding little to our fighting force. But as we approach the decisive battles, I solemnly promise to make memories we shall cherish for years to come. The Finnish recruit Granlund shall do likewise. Onward!

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

Private Fabbro has been promoted from the Terrier training squad. Benvenuto, Dante! May I suggest the nickname “Disco Dante” and the playing of “Disco Inferno” when he scores? 🇮🇹 🔥 😈

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

Dearest Julie:
I’m afraid my silence this campaign has been due to my absence from the battlefield and my performance when on it. I am pleased to report victory in the Land of 10,000 Lakes, and I assisted with the win! Onward!

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

💛💙🧡🖤

[Scott Hartnell @Hartsy43]

What a shift!!! We called him deuce cause he was the second Hartsy…now he is second fiddle Hartsy again!!https://t.co/NAzt8TdK7J

[P.K. Subban @PKSubban1]

The one time I played with #WayneTrain we won a gold medal for our country. No better guy to win with! Welcome to #smashville homie! @Simmonds17 @PredsNHL

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

Dearest Julie:

Young Arvi took a scheduled day of rest and news from the home front is... disturbing. Fear not. He shall engage the self-proclaimed monarchs of the west along with the rest of us. Onward!

[Col. Turris (2018-19) @ColTurris]

@IAmUltimatePred Way ahead of the h8ers! First-class troll by the Preds organ-eye-zation. Yea, we’re raising a banner; he’s a puppy - you got a problem with that? 🐶😹