Andrew Coulton

Sometimes known as the low key Barrooster

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

I joined the lottery to see a live taping of @BestTimeEver on @TodayTix! #BestLottoEver To join: http://t.co/JjATj3moos

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

I entered the lottery to see Free Shakespeare in the Park on @TodayTix! Enter here: http://t.co/nRXW4FAWO9

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

Not a bad wee weekend in de capital catching up with Stilton #blazeONE

[Shanujan @J_Shanujan]

New Zealand Player Mark Craig Had A Memorable Test Debut! @BLACKCAPS #WIvNZ

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

@tennguitarsi hello b. Was on a twitter sabbatical but I'm back... #doltyonTOUR

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

https://t.co/o21jIuTrsS

[Zoë Chadwick @ZoeeChadwick]

@DanielBedingfld aren't you supposed to judge them on performance And you send home @tayewilliams when #LOVE forgot the words #xfactornz 😳

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

#xfactornz you have lost the plot.

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

#xfactornz you are a joke. WTF? Bullshit

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

Just remembered my mums maiden name is #kendrick fuck that's wicked

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

Rangi bound bitches #snaps NOT a pun

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

@TheBigMeerkat goodman #savinglives

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

I always take the roll of TP off the holder and flick it through the thumb #makingthingseasiersince87'

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@TheBigMeerkat light blue is all good with a cupa tea #justsaying

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

Whale watching from the beach is ooouuwe

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

@Specaleca kezza just asked how you were going in welly.. 'is he still hooting?' #youknowgoddamnwell

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

@TheBigMeerkat @MikeKoozman H #nomoresillysealups

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

@King_Carl_V #yahoot

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Someone's stuck in the lift #crackup

[Andrew Coulton @ColtyDolty]

@TheBigMeerkat on ya Mark. Looking forward to a Welly waikeria weekend soon #areyou27or28