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professional stupidity

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

The destruction of the east wing is a PSYOP by Dollar General to build their flagship location there

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

The pipeline of OF link’s transitioning to bible quotes is a phenomenon that needs to be studied

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

@netflix 🗑️ 🚮

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯
https://t.co/lrfyLK3ID9

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

Normalize posting recipes online without a 8 page dumb ass explanation on how you came up with it‼️

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

Don’t tell lies about me and I won’t tell em the truth about you 🗣️

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

Love when my stories have a good ending 🥰

[Mike Guardabascio @Guardabascio]

Shit I knew his dad

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

@lukedfinney There was usually good reason for being as lost as we were… only the real ones can understand the metaphor 😄🥲

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

Can confirm - I’m unable to recall exactly how many times I followed you into the oblivion of darkness from Q304 but I’m sure it’s quite a lot lmao

[fin @finthefinessa]

Having long legs and being impatient is a curse because I always walk way in front of my friends but I have no idea where I’m going

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

Just realized I haven’t seen snow in person for almost 2 years … all my Ohio friends posting stories of it make me realize I don’t miss it at all 🥶

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

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[⚜️ @ColtYox]

Ya’ll ever see the way someone drives and wonder how they were competent enough to get a license in the first place?

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

Can’t wait to smoke fat doinks and beat up haters causing problems for women in planned parenthood parking lots all 2024 #OhioIssue1 #OhioIssue2 🫶🏼

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

If ya’ll would put as much effort into your real life as you do on your fake social media life it might actually look like that

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

Everybody hating on this man is ridiculous lol. I bet if any one of these commenters saw a check the size of the one Paul got for Danis they’d be dick riding way harder 😴

[Dillon Danis @dillondanis]

PFL has bought Bellator. The only way I'll stay is if they book me against Jake Paul; otherwise, I'm going to the UFC.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

autism be damned my boy can assemble a fantasy football team

[Stanley Schneefman @StanSchneefman]

A Marlboro after 3 beers

[⚜️ @ColtYox]

If you aren’t willing to go double the speed limit stay tf out of the fast lane, here in Georgia that lane is for felony speeding ONLY