VORTEX

I've hijacked this shared Combaticons account! Now it's just me! Vortex!
(Parody)

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

Hey, what's up, non-flyers?

I'm Vortex, and I'm takin' over this account. Hopefully, you are a *fan* of cruel and unusual punishment!

[Vortex joins Parody Twitter]

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@BearOfDeath So, are you not a cybertronian?

That's kinda lame.

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@DC_357_ I'm not trying to question you, Onslaught. Or Lord Megatron.

I just would hate to see more Decepticons die when we could do something faster.

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

You guys ever think that the Autobot Decepticon war is just kinda pointless?

...

Hopefully Onslaught doesn't hear that.

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER I do say so!

I apologize if I've come off as rude or weird, but I can be a decent friend!

I'm also a helicopter, so if you ever wanna travel over an ocean, I gotcha!

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER Nah, you won't!

I promise, I can be an actual friend. I'm great at teamwork!

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER Yay!

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER Oh, come on!

Pretty please!

I have no Earth friends, and the rest of the combaticons are busy.

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER No.

But you should regardless!

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER Fine... I won't torment you...

Will you be my friend now?

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER W-what??

Come on! Be my friend!

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER Well, then I don't have enough information to go off of.

Hm.

What to do now..?

. . .

Ah! I got it!

Be my friend! Then I'll learn how to torment you better!

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER Hm.

Normally, you don't have such tough skin...

What's goin' on here? You just choose to be emotional sometimes?

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER All I'm sayin' is, you've lost a lot. Do you really think it's the world's fault, or yours?

You can't keep stable relationships because you aren't stable, yet you can't seem to fix yourself.

Perhaps things would be better for everyone else if your code was recycled.

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER Ya know, I'm not just gonna be rude for no reason...

That being said-

You ever think about how untrustworthy that purple-eyed TV is? Can you really trust it?

Also, what the scrap is wrong with your head? You constantly lose yourself for no reason. You sound stupid.

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER Doesn't have to be new, I just have to get inside that weak mind of yours.

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER With my words alone, I could make you feel like scrap.

And with you feeling like the disgusting abomination I make you believe you are, you won't attack me.

[VORTEX @CombaticonsWFC]

@TH3_0VERSEER Once more, I doubt that.

I'm a helicopter! And a master of interrogation!