jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde
Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.
The woman who hasn’t uttered a SINGLE word about the genocide in Palestine, and pretends to care about equality/humanity, is invested in israel. Shocker.