Corny pick up lines

CHRISTOPHER is the name , I attend school at cultura high. Just posting the best pick up lines to help you get the ladies,or men which ever works for you.

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If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9...... And I'm the 1 you need. https://t.co/h2FGCBlPpP

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

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Do you smoke pot? because weed look good together.

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Do you like pokemon? Cause I wanna get a peek-at-chu.

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You know what's really beautiful? Read the first word.

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I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

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What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

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Are you from india? Cuz I'm trying to get in-di-a pants.

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I wish I was cross-eyed,so I could see you twice.

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I'd take you to the candy store,but there is nothing sweeter than you.

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I'm a writer,you're a writer,how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion

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Did your father have sex with a carrot? Because you have nice eyes

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I have a job for you,but it blows

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Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise

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Are you a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes

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Are you instagram? Because I'm liking what I see