Comedic Abortion

i used to be funny.

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@kickboxerb this is literally the worst tweet ever.No YouTube link, no explanation, & ur hashtag isnt hashtaged. Ask someone 2 help u tweet

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@Alexis_Texas if I was the seat ur sitting on, I'd be a boner seat.

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@sydneyelainexo dang, that's one ghetto ass wedding.

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@stutteringjohnm fuck u were annoying on artie podcast today. Plz never go back on. We r paying subscribers.

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@artiequitter John was super annoying today. Plz never again. Otherwise shows hav been great

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@artiequitter @JARheadRoom I think he's mad,as I, that u did two shows of u watching a game from last weekend. U raped us like a Cosby guest

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What the fuck @artiequitter, 2 episodes of u wops and that escaped monkey cotton eating sausages watching an old game? $7 down the shitter.

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A nice couple just handed their baby to me for a photo. Even though I'M HIGH ON MARIJUANA COOKIES!

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@DoppelGunnar @artiequitter @TanFalato Tan might buttfuck Dan and the microphones. Still deserving of an on air appearance.

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The fuck is @KevinHart4real talking about right now on #snl?

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@artiequitter plz have @falatoradio's lover Tan Falato on every show #Hilarious great first week

[SCOTT HALAL @Hanzi83]

the audacity of Cena to get annoyed with someone else who has "Jokes" #Raw

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Hey yo @Tyrese did you really butt Fuck that dude? You so Cray.

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@JefftheDrunk1 @mkaytaylor @SternFanMutt what a boring tweet.

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@JefftheDrunk1 I was having to much fun today and wanted to get bored so I listened to clips of Jeff the bore on @sternshow. Thanks Jeff!

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@BaldBryan "why do I feel like I'm tall ling to a retarded trash can?" -@adamcarolla #topdrop

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@EllisMate @wayyylong @HowardStern why should gay book you, Jason? Nows the time to Sell yourself.

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@EllisMate @robertAbooey @HowardStern you haven't been fucked in the ass by a tranny 4 a while. I suggest you start there if u wanna get on

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@Skip_Bedell @AlisonBedell @DrDrewHLN no skip? Wtf, drew?