Christian White

Stand up comedian... sometimes I tweet, sometimes I don't

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@purbrooktony You and your salad cream 🙄

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

Does anyone know any survivors of COVID-18?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It’s important to teach young children not to eat with their mouths open. That way, they won’t grow up and become a 60 year old man sitting at the next table to me in the restaurant tonight, chewing like a fucking brain damaged cunt.

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@purbrooktony Hardywood?

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@nicoler270801 @ECFA12 Well done Nic! That's amazing!! X

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@purbrooktony @rickygervais Or like, when Wayne and Garth met Alice Cooper?

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@graciewhite_ @ECFA12 I'm really proud of your achievements. I've watched you grow from being my little girl into a strong, intelligent, funny and professional sportswoman. Here's to another year of your success xx

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

I'm glad my kids have grown up now. I got fed up with my job as 'Tech Support' on Christmas morning

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@piersmorgan Just goes to show how insignificant and vulnerable we and the planet really are and yet, how amazing we are and the planet we live on is one of a kind in the vastness of space

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

They say, a watched pot never boils, so I left it and dinner was ruined!

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

I don't do Xmas, but I'm still not a millionaire playboy, sat on my own yacht?
#lifegoals #moneyslave

[English Colleges FA @ECFA12]

Congratulations to these #ECFA Women's National Team players who made their debut for England Colleges last week. 👏

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https://t.co/rgKPUZeSTq

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

Proud dad moment!

[English Colleges FA @ECFA12]

Back to Business 👊🏼

The Women’s National Team are out and training hard at St George’s Park! 🔥

#ECFA

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@GaryDelaney You've really set the bar quite high?

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@purbrooktony 😂😂 I've got a gag out Black Friday, which I'll share with u one time.

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@NewmanHay @newman5040_karl Wow! Congratulations to your brother! X

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@GaryDelaney Shit Christmas

[Christian White @Comedy_Chris]

@GaryDelaney