Michael Paynter

Renaissance Redneck. Book lover, music lover, love lover…man of God, married to an angel, with a daughter to match

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@ISTAmembers There is a God in heaven after all

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So yesterday, the former president abruptly hung up on NPR when pressed about his claims regarding the 2020 election. Little did we know it was a press tour for his new alt history book “Lies the Libtards Told Me”

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@jtmatheny19 Dammit…Kid Rock is only a step removed from Hank Jr. in terms of b.s. Republican talking points on a platform

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Genius! It’s no longer their inside joke if we take it from them.

#LetsGoBrandon

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Hot foodie take: if you sweat while eating something, it counts as a workout #burnincaloriesburnintastebuds

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“Master the instrument. Master the music. Then forget all that bullshit and just play”-Charlie Parker

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@wendelltalks It might be a story, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its truths to tell because of that. Stories matter, and they matter for a reason

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"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven"
-Milton, "Paradise Lost"

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If a person falls out of Twitter, and no one's around to retweet or favorite, do they make a sound? #dumbbutdeep

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Looking forward to tomorrow's concert at the Honeywell Center #inlovewithmusic

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We all saw in the news where J.K. Rowling admits that Harry should have been with Hermione. Seems chicks Do dig scars. Thoughts?

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Feeling rather cultured after last night's venture into Hemingway....might make it a habit #renaissanceredneck

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I like this account, but sometimes tweeting is for the birds #priorityconfusion

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Catch the Beehive later this afternoon, ladies and gents. Crystal, Phoeebe, and @hctmummies will be dropping by. The station's 89.5 FM

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#WorstPickUpLines You like bowling? You're striking me out, so let's split

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Miley Cyrus apparently gave an interesting VMA performance...but the awards are supposed to go to ACTUAL MUSICIANS!!! #poorexcuses

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Is there anything quite like a Garth Brooks song? #coolandsimple

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Why is it harder to see the upside of everything than the downside? Just one of the curses of humanity

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Got a great Beehive coming up for all my Buzzites!! #walkingonairandcantcomedown