Comedy Guys

We retweet funny stuff. And occasionally mention our classes.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!"

I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."

He said: "Did he eat red meat?"

I said: "No, he minded his own business."

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

when I tell you I'm getting my life back on track...

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@Sophia_Nyx His first, The Lion in Winter

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@gnuman1979 This must be Sir Mix-a-lot's ride.

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@SouthernAF7 regret

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@itsallbollocks Oh, no. He's like twenty years older than I am.

[Jono @whoinvitedjon]

Who called it genetic engineering instead of gene hackman?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

'Scuse me while I kiss the ground

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@DocAtCDI Not me. When I feel urges to make chemistry puns, I barium.

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@Super70sSports Somehow, none of the pizzas I've had since school tasted as good as cafeteria Pizza Day pizza.

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Friday? I heard that’s pizza day.

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@DocAtCDI Now I want an all-female supergroup called Glass Ceiling. #rockmusic

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@DocAtCDI I wonder if Nomad children ever run away from home.

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@Sophia_Nyx Stardust

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@ilovenostalgia I'm this old...

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I’m this old…