Heather

#standupcomedy #feminism, #craftbeer #cannabis #progressive #resistance #fucktrump #nevertrump #fuckcancer #esophagealcancer She/Her, views=mine

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

Part of me wonders if death is being too tired to wake up.

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

Received some hard news this week that has been difficult to swallow. Please keep me in your thoughts. #CancerSucks #StupidCancer #FuckCancer #EsophagealCancer #StageIV https://t.co/ymMaW42mDc

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

@DWhitINger @crescolabs @MindySegal I have stopped worrying about opioids. If I need them I need them. But morphine makes me drained. These gave me a little kick.

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

Grateful for @crescolabs’ blk cherry gummies. @MindySegal is innovator & I’m learning value of these 1:1 gems. Seriously. I’ve taken less morphine today & have small energy boost. I’ve been upright for a few hours. That’s huge #fuckcancer #stageIV #stupidcancer #cancersucks

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

@BrianMerritt I’m sorry to hear this and for what y’all are facing.

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I’m pretty sure my mom tried to breach the topic of my eternal destiny tonight. Right. Like I’ve not thought about it.

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

NPO. Whatever. I’m delirious in my thirst.

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

I’m so thirsty. They need to lift this NDO order stat.

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

Bummed that I was I am unable to perform at @LadyLaughsFest tonight but am instead spending the night in the hospital. Not where I want to be. Break a leg funny ladies! #ladylaughscomedy #herlarious #womenincomedy

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

@NorthwesternMed Lake Forest brags a lot, but their ER sucks. No pillows. Alerts on my monitor going off incessantly without being checked. Nurses acting annoyed because I paged them, etc. I’ve heard no updates and have been here since noon.

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

@davemcnelis Sending you a message

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

@davemcnelis That’s wasn’t my experience. Adderall? Ritalin? Strattera?

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

@realsusandixon Because he’s great! Big fan.

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

They chose the smelly one?! #HouseHunters

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

House 1. #HouseHunters

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

You couldn’t pay me enough to have a 90-min commute. Wasting 3 hours of my day commuting just isn’t worth it. #HouseHunters

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

Smelly is an odd complaint, but I get it. I don’t want to move into a funky house. #househunters

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

When purchasing a home for the first time, or any time really, it’s always wise to not max out your budget. Just because you can buy a $400k house doesn’t mean you should. #househunters

[Heather @ComedyHeather]

@kellydrivesfast Aren’t most of them?