If women commentating on football games makes you angry…GOOD!! I’m glad we’ve spoiled it for you.
And we’re going to turn all your favourite pubs into Gastro bars.
Now fvck off back to trainspotting & collecting Star Wars shite. ✌️
The Boathouse #windermere on Friday 24 Nov with @tezilyas (★★★★★ Mirror ★★★★ Times ★★★★ Telegraph) AND @marknelsoncomic ('Blistering material” Sunday Times ‘Guaranteed good time’ Rolling Stone) Selling fast! https://t.co/gjXxBN6Or6
@WindermereLake#Cumbria
@1pMobile Hiya, I've had an email saying I need to top up but my account is showing as having over £50 wor of credit. Do you have an email or number so I can soeak to someone? Thanks
My wife stopped drinking two years ago after a night out with friends. She was sick all over the kitchen, cried and passed out. I put her to bed. Afterwards, I did a poo near the front door. I told her next day she had done it. That's why she doesn't drink. Not sorry.
Hey #chorlton#manchester we're back at @houghendcentre this Friday with @BrennanReece @pthornecomedian @MerylORourke AND @robmulholland
We had to turn people away again last month so don't be dawdling and get booking.
Details at https://t.co/FTMhAA37oG
Two thirds of tickets sold for @octagontheatre#bolton this Friday! Roger Monkhouse introduces @BeffernieBlack @BrennanReece and the intriguingly monikered Mad Ron
Grab em while you can at https://t.co/BiwyMVOhgh
Tonight at The Woolpack, #Islip#Kettering with Live At The Apollo's Stephen Bailey (“Natural talent” Metro) and Markus Birdman (“Made me laugh so hard it hurt” BBC) to name just two! 7pm kick off with a few tickets left if you're quick! @stephencomedy @birdmanwatching
At the bloody lovely @boardmasters so it would be downright rude not to catch @liamgallagher Saw him with Oasis at Glastonbury and at the 57 Club, Oldham with Rain. #claimtofame