Kenyon Long

Actor/Writer/Content Creator/Improviser based in LA.

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GTA6 cost more than a tank of gas. #GTAVI

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World cups fans didn’t know they had to tip? 😂😂 #worldcup

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The best event and host is not in LA during BET AWARDS WEEKEND!! We in the IE! #betawardsweekend

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Dropping the Ball Alert
@canva Not doing content on how to make event flyers using Canva. People are complaining about AI Flyers
2 @JoeAndJada not doing an album together that would be ready by the Summer.
3. @ChatGPTapp not dropping GPT 6 now that Fable 5 is banned by the US GOVERNMENT.
4. @RockstarGames not dropping GTA 6 during the 6 month of the year.

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

"My Bo is Jangles
My Dorothea is Dix
My Petey is Pablo
My Canes in Six"

📹 joelbrownabc11/IG

🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
#StanleyCup

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Tracy Morgan I’m reppin the Knicks in this one of one☠️☠️😂 #knicks

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@TheSportsShop1 😂

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German World Cup Fan Goes to the Waffle House for the first time but he got the wrong experience. #worldcup

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iPhone got a new feature that’s about to expose every friend that be ducking the bill.

“Bro, I’ll Zelle you when I get home.”

Yeah aight. 😂😂😂

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Tom Brady wants you to drink his nut. #tombrady

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KD Simpson 😂😂😂 #nbafinals

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Aye mane…. F you mane @neiltyson

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Costco dropping heat when I’m trying to drop weight. #costco

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Jay-Z & Drake saying the same thing but different things. #jayz #drake

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NBA 2K27 Cover Prompt

Create an ultra-realistic, premium sports video game cover inspired by the look and energy of a championship basketball simulation game.

The exact person from the reference photo is the featured cover athlete.

The subject stands center frame inside a sold-out NBA Finals arena. Thousands of fans fill the background. Blue and gold championship confetti rains from the rafters. Massive LED jumbotrons display highlights and championship graphics.

The subject is wearing a modern elite basketball uniform with championship patches and luxury athlete styling. One hand holds a basketball while the other holds the Larry O’Brien Championship Trophy.

The athlete has the presence of a global superstar, league MVP, Finals MVP, and cultural icon.

Include:

Massive “2K27” title across the top
“Legend Edition” text
Arena spotlights
Fireworks and pyrotechnics
Courtside photographers
Championship banners
Sold-out Finals crowd
Dynamic camera angle
Hyper-realistic skin textures
Authentic sports photography
Nike-level commercial quality
ESPN magazine cover quality
Sports Illustrated cover energy
Premium AAA video game packaging design
Cinematic depth of field
Ultra-detailed reflections and lighting
Luxury athlete branding

Background atmosphere:

Game 7 of the NBA Finals
Championship celebration
Trophy presentation ceremony
Fans holding MVP signs
Television cameras everywhere
Electric crowd energy
Confetti explosions

Typography style:

Bold modern sports typography
Metallic silver and championship gold accents
Clean premium design
Official game cover layout

Mood:

Confident. Legendary. Victorious. Historic.

Style references:

NBA Finals, championship parade energy, Nike “Winning Isn’t For Everyone” campaign, Michael Jordan-era greatness, Kobe Bryant Mamba mentality, LeBron James legacy moments, Sports Illustrated cover photography, AAA sports game cover design.

Photorealistic, cinematic, ultra-realistic, 8K, masterpiece quality, dramatic sports lighting, realistic anatomy, authentic basketball atmosphere.

Negative Prompt:
cartoon, illustration, painting, low quality, blurry, extra fingers, distorted hands, bad anatomy, duplicate limbs, text errors, watermark, logo errors, oversaturated colors, unrealistic face, deformed body, low resolution.

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Ladies use this prompt to put your man on th cover of NBA 2k 27 but use a picture he hates. #NBAThreads

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The new great debate. Is Spaghetti a SIDE DISH?

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Jay-Z taught me something this week about Dreds. But why yall always cutting them off then? Fooled me.