Matthew Price

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[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@Bradley_Spurr It wasn't Scally who bought them and it wasn't Rochdale. No idea who bought them for us but it wasnt Scally. #gills

[BBC Two @BBCTwo]

This unique take on relationships from @JokesWithMark is HILARIOUS. ❤️😂 #MockTheWeek

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@MockTheWeek great episode tonight guys. Thought @JokesWithMark was a great new addition to the panel.

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@TheGillsFC Hi guys. Out of interest. That kind man that donated £600 for two season tickets. Who got them and how was it determined who got them? #Gills.

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@seannwalsh amazing show tonight. Anyone in Edinburgh go and watch. It really is a top performance. 👍

[Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark]

Little taste of my show from @chortle fast fringe. If this is your cup of tea, catch One-linerererer @B_Labyrinth 16.50 3rd-24th @edfringe

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@British_Airways 1.5 weeks out from saving myself £120! Still doesn't seem right, you get in early to get best prices. But what can you do?!!!!!!!

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@British_Airways Well looks like im stuck with you then. 😪 I could understand if it was April 2020 and you put the prices down a bit to get rid of last seats, but this early? Do you do upgrades as good will gestures? 🤷‍♂️

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@British_Airways They told me no twice now they just ignore me. I'm not happy with the fact I booked a flight to Barbados for May 2020 and less than 2 weeks later you take £120 off the price of a ticket! So much for getting in early to get best prices! But apparently tough luck!!!

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

Case number 19299036

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@British_Airways You're customer liaison team have turned my complaints down and now they just ignore me. I want to book with Virgin now, but can't because you have my money and that's all you care about.

[Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark]

At the age of 30 I was a Virgin cabin crew member, working for British Airways

[Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark]

June...

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@chrisrock Check out @JokesWithMark it would be awesome to hear you on that podcast.

[Liam Stanley @LiamStanley20]

Mad football fans aren’t fortunate enough to see this bloke play week in week out. #GOAT

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@pesterjames @deano_parrett19 Oh get a grip James!!!! Don't cry.

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@SkyBetHelp Paul Raynor only 16/1, a bit low as he wasn't even on the list until I asked, don't you think Sky bet?

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@SkyBet can you give me odds on Paul Raynor becoming next Permanent manager/head coach of Gillingham FC? You don't have him on the short list.

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@SkyBetHelp Thanks, quick one. If Paul Raynor was taken on in a "head coach" role will you pay out on that?

[Matthew Price @ComedyLonestar]

@SkyBetHelp Any luck on finding odds on Paul Raynor yet? Many Thanks