TheComedyMan

[TheComedyMan @ComedyMania]

@hannahtrumn @QuoteBeauties @SupremeSawse

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That awkward moment when you really want to text someone, but you have nothing to talk about.

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Dear sluts, please control your WHOREmones.

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iPhone lover? READ MY LAST TWEET. You'll love it... :)

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"I wasnt THAT drunk!" Dude, you were running circles around my car screaming "WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE!?!?""

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That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the bin.

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The best memories come from bad ideas.

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Boy: Mom, is this my little sister in here? Pregnant Mom: Yes honey. Boy: do you love her? Mom: of course! Boy- Then why would you eat her!?

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D.R.A.M.A. = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention

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It's been 10 f^cking years... Face it, Spongebob, you're not going to get your license.