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When you're trying your best but nothing is going right.

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Accurate:

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I spent 5 minutes wondering why this guy was staring at me.

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omg guys i just saw a 4 year old girl take selfies of herself on her tablet and she said "that's a good one" 😂 i can't breathe

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Me every morning.

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Exactly.

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"I don't text first"

Me:

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My first mistake in 2016 will be

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When the nap was really good.

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The only person snapping me during the holidays.

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i miss these shows 😭

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when your crush complains about being single

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when u meet your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents for the first time & you want to make a good impression

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Why blaze it when you can glaze it

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Us: Can we get 3 way FaceTime & better quality charging cables ?
Apple:

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Me

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on Halloween someone please throw a party where everyone has to dress up as a cop so if it gets busted it's just mass confusion

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U better protect ur girl b4 i collect ur girl

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when you accidentally open a message and now you have to reply

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when you're stalking and you nearly like a 45 week old photo