aubrey.

down, down, down i go, i tell myself i'm a tough girl. @thrashmachlne doesn't call me that.

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚
𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚...

𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬...
𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨.

OMORIRP | MVRP

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

hey what's up

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare [holding them out. lukewarm pocket grapes.]

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare uhhhhh.

[shuffling around in her pockets.]

i got seven grapes.

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare ‘cause you’re. uh.

don’t think about that. do you want a normal apple.

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@SHAD0WMANTLE [this is only getting weirder.]

riiiiight. why are you talking like that.

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

The violence in my heart grows every day.

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@SHAD0WMANTLE [ ????? turning to face them???] what. what was that about

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare for science.

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@SHAD0WMANTLE [jabbing their nose with a finger] wake up

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@RUDEDAMAGE I mean i have a bat. It’s just as good as an axe at hitting people in the face

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare well I wanted to turn evil but i didn’t want to try it first ‘cause what if it was rotten or somethin’. gross

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@SHAD0WMANTLE ???????????????

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare . . .

[patting them on the head.]

well, now we know it tastes bad. so.

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@RUDEDAMAGE …I could be a horror movie killer.

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@SHAD0WMANTLE Is that good

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare Why are you still eating it then,

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare Come on. I wouldn’t go that far.

[Completely neutral expression.]

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@RUDEDAMAGE ( ? )

Oh. Thanks. Most people would think that’s ’a bad thing’

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare [it’s the evil darkened apple. what did you expect from her.]

how’s it taste

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare You’re readin’ into me too much. No ulterior motives here.

[aubrey. @COMETHAMMER]

@bumbIescare I never said any of that.