@loudribs Thatcher had the right idea!
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Just to get this clear, Thatcher DID NOT have the right idea and was an evil, bitter and twisted old witch. Thank you.
@tinycharlotte72 I’m guessing a resourceful person such as yourself will have a flamethrower handy? If not, I’m sure Aldi will be doing one in a few weeks.
@AndyTangled I do hope you next call is to someone nearby who has unfortunately, and very painfully, trapped his testicles in his electric scooter seat. That really would be a shame.