ComfySipper

It's getting Norwood in here

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In the mood

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Type of driver that can't park a Fiat 500 between the lines

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Uhhh big if true

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*TRUMP ADMIN MOVES TO PAY CHILD CARE AID TO AT-HOME PARENTS: NYT

[Kevin Peters @kfpeters]

My wife seeing me crack my fifth beer at the children’s birthday party.

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@LoroAsh Made some crispy potatoes with creme fraiche and some caviar and it was like the easiest tastiest side I've made

[La batcueva del cinéfilo 🌃 @brucebatman007]

Como me alegro enormemente del increíble cambio físico y mental de Brendan Fraser, espectacular 😍😍😍😍😍

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@steveonomics Just did this (but it was a garmin not a mech)

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

"wow guys, I guess it's time to give up, 150 million mass deportations is just too difficult"

[Coddled Affluent Professional @feelsdesperate]

My daughter was watching Clueless and I walked by when The Mighty Mighty Bosstones were playing.

Made me wonder what happened to them (I often went to their shows in high school).

Evidently they broke up in 2022 because Dickie Barrett wouldn’t get vaccinated.

Very sad. The COVID regime was so socially destructive.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump signs executive order allowing ranchers to process & sell their own beef directly to consumers, bypassing the “big four” meat processors.

[Delight Moments @DelightMoments_]

Nazaré, Portugal

[ComfySipper @ComfySipper]

@Runner1187 I got a little over 30 miles of running in this week

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

The Lindsay Clancy trial has made me realize that part of Gone Girls popularity is probably due to the fact that there is a significant amount of the population who watched the film and rooted for Amy Dunne and think she’s a strong inspirational female character

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@Xaraphim It’s an interference engine, no, really

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@saybruh99x Kinda wonder about one of the trainers here who had my back and was spotting me without asking when he saw me struggling a bit, it wouldn’t surprise me if he had black power shit at home but he’s got my back and nice to me

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@Geoffiam Isn't that a Tool song

[Geoff: almost 5’6” @Geoffiam]

"A woman with a penis"
"You mean a wife?"
"..."
"How else does a woman acquire a penis?"

[ComfySipper @ComfySipper]

@IzzatStatus Man he’s like a foot taller than that idiot and he definitely would wreck him, he’s not too bright

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@JackLinFLL Yeah I see people doing that and I’ve always thought it wasn’t worth it, I’d just ride the flat slowly until I can get off the highway and change it in a safer spot

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@Kellen_the_man You flew too close to the sun on that one

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@YakWeasel Low body fat and all of the above