Hilarious Tweets

I am the funniest fucker on twitter, so follow me.

[Rebel With A Cause ∆ @makavelidiscipl]

I'm not trying to have a child 👪 until I'm 100% ready...🙇 Financially 💵 and mentally. 👌💯

[Ben @benstrat98]

@Tesco hi Leighton, I don't think that's possible mate

[Tom @OfficiaITom]

Loyal people go through the most bullshit.

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

If only it was this easy

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When bae doesn't message you back

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

Me every morning

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
I love this joke because it never grows old.

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

When I run into people from school in public

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When bae messages you first

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

'ok' and 'okay' sound so different in my head

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

Sitting in class like

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

When you call your mom back after 5 missed calls...

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

When people remind me of embarrassing moments

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

When your siblings annoy you but your parents in the room

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

When the spider you tryna catch gets away

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

When you send an ugly snapchat to the wrong person

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

Online shopping be like

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

Mum: just wait in the car two minutes
Me:

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You know the nap was good when you wake up with one of these

[Hilarious Tweets @ComicaIGenius]

When my mom asks me about old friends