Niko

Totally unique. Just like everyone else! Sense of humour is a must. If you're nice you're halfway there.

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@pixieSS111 I don't think there's anything irrational there. Why is she bittering it like it's a piece of toast? And she isn't even holding the cutlery properly to cut it. And that's just the start of my questions 🫠

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@Kiimlfc93 Never heard it called that before but ok 😂

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@ArsenalVixen Nothing will make you shake more than the Arsenal 🫠

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@Kiimlfc93 As much as i would love to have this, it would take a few days for the fruit to have rotted completely because i couldn't finish it in time 🫠😂

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@pixieSS111 More like a backed up.

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@pixieSS111 I don't think I've ever bought sliced bagels tbh haha

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@H0neyW4sp I understood some of those words.

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@H0neyW4sp Any danger of it reaching me anytime soon? 🫠

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@pixieSS111 Erm, they...they can't see that 😬

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@pixieSS111 "Ya Ma walks round in Nike Pompeiis."

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@H0neyW4sp Did it actually specify man??

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@xlj_xxx Most days yes lol

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@Vikski I don't remember the last time I could claim all 3, but I live i hope haha

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@pixieSS111 Was it all the same bloke in three different disguises?

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@Kiimlfc93 I'd be curious as to where the food goes if you left your mouth at home 🤭

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@Sam_Knight18 How does it feel to have eaten a sandwich with a knife and fork? 😂

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@Draven1683 Is that better or worse than the Rodri picture? 😂

[Niko @Comicalfooty1]

@Draven1683 Ok well i was about to respond to that but i got side tracked thinking about how many paperclips it would take to lift a car out of a river and how long it would take to do it 🤷‍♂️