Comical Justice

When Funny Cops Meet Dumb Criminals You Get A Recipe For Comical Justice

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you’re not a pussy… #AnimalFacts

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It was an aggressive week for team #Asian

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#ScienceQuestion What happens to the particles of a comets tail after leaving the comet? If comets contains basic building blocks for life, wouldn’t the dust left behind also contain those same materials? Wouldn’t space be filled with this life dust? @neiltyson

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I just can’t seem to get plants to grow.. I’ve been yelling at them daily for two weeks and still nothing 🤷‍♂️ #AnySuggestions

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My boss asked me what steps I would take in the event of a fire.. I said fucking big ones!!

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@ARservativeMom Drive carefully ;)

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If the unemployment rate is at 5% shouldn’t 95% of the population be employed? The employment rate has never surpassed 66% so at any given time 1 in every 3 people is unemployed.

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@scottmelker @SeldenGADawgs Just called my doctor and told him I’m gonna start losing weight by eating more

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Just called my credit card company and informed them that I intend to spend more money to reduce my debt.

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@awarrior828 Ya but the peace they want is a piece of cake #Obesity

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The Russian Army.. The Rush In Army… We really should have seen this coming. #RussianArmy #Ukraine #UkraineUnderAttack #Russia #Kiev

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@MegaHurtz6 @thebradfordfile Looks like it’s working great!! I guess I was wrong

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@thebradfordfile Maybe if he didn’t cancel the dam pipeline to Canada

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@awarrior828 You can do both!!

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@WalshFreedom @JerryDunleavy Just one night of Blow and Hookers..

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Russian aircraft shot down by Ukraine

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@MSNBC @socialistdogmom No. It just means your kid can’t mention that mommy use to be a daddy

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We are all victims to the decisions we make in life.

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Sometimes I wonder how my life would’ve been different if I born a day earlier.. like maybe I would have tweeted this yesterday. #SomethingToPonder

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@TuckerCarlson Didn’t even need to photoshop this one!! You missed the one of him in black-face.

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@Jim_Jordan Is the big beautiful wall not keeping em out??