"Every time I buy something white, I can hear my mom saying, 'You’re going to regret it!' And every coffee stain proves she was right."
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Eye contact in an elevator: a no-go unless you’re a motivational speaker or a creep. Perfect your stare-at-the-phone game instead. 📱
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"Trying to follow a celebrity workout is like reheating fries in a microwave—you're left with a soggy mess and a lot of disappointment."
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Talking to old people is like trying to understand a TV drama from season three. Who is this? What’s the backstory? Wait, what? — All valid thoughts."
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Started watching cricket cos of him. Grew up dreaming to be like him. And last night, had the moment of my life. Virat said,
“Hi Shreyanka, well bowled.”
He actually knows my name 😬😬😬
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