Matthew Murray

Stand-up Comedian & Proud Father. Available for corporate parties, birthdays, anniversaries, whatever you want! Give me a shout! Based in #yxe, but will travel!

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@bullyray5150 Just listened to your take on Goldberg. What if they went Rocky III with it and suddenly Goldberg comes out and out wrestles Gunther? Rocky reinvented his style for that match, could Goldberg?

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When a quiet night turns into a laugh fest! 🎤😂
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We bought a fire blanket... I have no idea why we want to keep our fire warm. 🔥😆 Want more laughs? Book me for your next event and turn up the fun! https://t.co/GMxPvS2KlI #ComedyNights #MathewMurrayComedy #LaughOutLoud

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Bedroom Romance Tip... A blindfold increases your partner’s awareness of how bad you are in bed. 😂 Need more laughs? Book stand-up me for your next event and keep the good times rolling! 🎤🤣 https://t.co/GMxPvS2cwa #ComedyNights #MathewMurrayComedy #LaughOutLoud

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Comedian Matthew Murray (with Melissa) talk about the struggles of "being real", not taking advantage of people, and the corrupt rising tide of chicken wing prices. Full episode here: https://t.co/8X1QIIq3Dq #MatthewMurray #ComedyWithMelissa #KeepingItReal #ChickenWingCrisis

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A huge thank you for your kind words! Your support means the world to me. 🙏❤️ For more laughs and unforgettable moments: https://t.co/GMxPvS2KlI #ComedyNights #MathewMurrayComedy #Grateful #ThankYou

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Marriage is...not having to put out after a $270 meal. 😂 https://t.co/GMxPvS2cwa #ComedyNights #MathewMurrayComedy #LaughOutLoud

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My gym trainer suggested Resistance Training... I’m married, I gave up resistance years ago. 😂 https://t.co/GMxPvS2cwa #ComedyNights #MathewMurrayComedy #LaughOutLoud

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#Matthew is back from doing shows in #Lasvegas, his delightful #wife joins the #podcast, we discuss how delightful #Saskatchewan is and why you shouldn't #watch the #Olympics.

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I had a blast performing in Vegas! Can't wait to do it again. 🎤✨ Book for your event: https://t.co/GMxPvS2cwa #VegasLaughs #MathewMurrayComedy #StandUpMagic

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I had an amazing time performing stand-up comedy at The Noypitz Bar and Grill in Vegas! It was an unforgettable experience filled with laughter and great vibes. Thank you for having me! #Comedian #MatthewMurray #StandUpComedy #VegasComedy #LivePerformance #ComedyNight

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Biden's pull out game is strong #biden

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Hot tub time... almost.#yxe #comicmattmurray #hottub

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I've started a new Podcast. Episode 1 is now up. I'm new to posting/sharing/recording these things so please lower your expectations. This is a stand-up comedy podcast (but there will be business & sales content) and a mild NSFW warning for language. https://t.co/yzbnq9VV6Z #yxe

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The wife suggested she would prefer smaller loads...it was an awkward conversation until she clarified she meant laundry.

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@DaxFTR ordered my CMFTR t-shirt before they were all gone. Thrilled when it came, showed my wife and she said it looks great but "Who's Comforter?"