Stand-up Comedian & Proud Father. Available for corporate parties, birthdays, anniversaries, whatever you want! Give me a shout! Based in #yxe, but will travel!
@bullyray5150 Just listened to your take on Goldberg. What if they went Rocky III with it and suddenly Goldberg comes out and out wrestles Gunther? Rocky reinvented his style for that match, could Goldberg?
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Comedian Matthew Murray (with Melissa) talk about the struggles of "being real", not taking advantage of people, and the corrupt rising tide of chicken wing prices. Full episode here: https://t.co/8X1QIIq3Dq #MatthewMurray#ComedyWithMelissa#KeepingItReal#ChickenWingCrisis
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I've started a new Podcast. Episode 1 is now up. I'm new to posting/sharing/recording these things so please lower your expectations. This is a stand-up comedy podcast (but there will be business & sales content) and a mild NSFW warning for language. https://t.co/yzbnq9VV6Z #yxe