@nintendoll182 My mom gets offended every time I mention that these old politicians need to run for a position on the board of their senior community instead of running our country and goes “I’m sure that’s how people feel about me at work” 🙃🙃🙃
@TheMarkVilla Okay but the fit of you modeling this suit jacket while you’re obviously too small for it is the sort of stuff that shows up in my work stress dreams
@TheMarkVilla On Sunday, I was talking about how The Road by Cormac McCarthy is one of my fav books ever because I’ll read it in a day and then stay up for a week, completely paranoid.
@lingerie_addict Buy the cheapest vodka you can, get a spray bottle 1:1 vodka/water, spray your dry clean and hand wash clothes after wear, gives you a few wears between washes.
Me looking at this bottle going, but it’s not even in a gallon size plastic bottle with a brand you’ve never seen before.
The amount of times I’ve had to buy vodka in the morning before a Sunday matinee while the cashier looks like they want to get me help
Hollywood glamour to the max, which isn't surprising since this #frockingfabulous#gravymagnet was a gift from the estate of birthday gal Katharine Hepburn! KSUM Via Kent State University Museums.
Sometimes, being a fashion-forward weirdo is not an easy hobby. It took me 17 years to find a belt that matched this shirt – and 4 more years to remember where I put it after I bought it.
I’ve received a lot of positive feedback on my midsummer costumes and every time somebody gushes over my design, I have to fight the urge to run away and hide like good reviews are the ultimate monster