CommaChameleonUK

Copywriters. Editors. Proofreaders. We'll protect your content better than we'd protect our own mothers.

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

Every day 😒

#freelancer #copywriter #impostersyndrome

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

Fixed your number plate for you, buddy 👍

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

This is why I love my job.
In the space of an hour, I have gone from writing about an incredible new post-as-a-service platform for businesses, to writing about when online dating turns to murder.

#copywriter #freelancer #amwriting #contentmarketing

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Here’s a short piece about the word ‘cack’. Its relatives include ‘kakistocracy’ (government by the worst people) and ‘poppycock’.

@whynowworld

https://t.co/bgmf9pNoLl

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

When you've spent months excitedly helping your partner set up a business, and then launch day comes and you suddenly realise you're now basically a household of freelancers

#timetohustle #freelancelife #freelancer

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

@CatherineDunn8 @The_CIEP Woohoo! Congrats! 😁 Do you get a crown?? 👑 You definitely should!

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

Optimism in 2021 is... spending Sunday ironing school uniform.

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

Thought I had escaped the indignity of the annual panto this year. The best thing about the pandemic, I thought.

Alas. Just been given the 'good news' that we're going to a virtual one this evening.

Tits.

I guess at least there's no danger of being glittered upon.

#scrooge

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

What do you call an earworm that you haven't actually heard?

Got this playing on a loop in my head today, for no apparent reason (other than it's an absolute banger, obvs).

Any fellow Raccoons fans in the house??

#words #language
https://t.co/agjce7ckFr

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

@KiaThomasEdits This is all kinds of ace. Congrats!!

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

I don't care who - or how old - you are, this is the best news of the year.

#muppets #ChristmasMovieCountdown
https://t.co/OVBez68zFw

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

This week's spellings for the 8-year-old include these must-haves:
chalet
parachute
pistachio

Until writing this tweet, I don't think i had ever needed to write the word 'pistachio'.

#spellings #homework

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

Must remember to thank Google for the reminder that my birthday is coming up. Totally would've slipped my mind otherwise... 🤨

#dataprivacy #dataprotection #googleknowstoomuch

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

Who's feeling brave enough to set some goals for 2021?
Find all your COVID-friendly goal-settings tips (and a handy template) in our latest blog post 👇

#smallbusiness #smartgoals #smallbusinessgoals #2021goals

https://t.co/0dy7X5JFP4

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

In 2020, how soon is too soon to start talking about all your wonderful goals for next year?

#whodareswins #SmallBusiness #businessgoals #toosoon

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

Why is it that the hardest bit of building a new bed is getting the cardboard into the recycling bin afterwards? 😣

#newbed #diy #recycling #bedsizedwastetinybin

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

What's your favourite font?

Did you know a quick switch from Arial to Century Gothic (even if just for printing) will result in 30% less ink used?

Worth considering while we're all working (and printing) from home.

#ink #Sustainability #fonts #typography #copywriter

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

Hands up who knows a few stiffrumps! ✋

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word discovery of the day is 'stiffrump' (18th century): an obstinate and haughty individual who refuses to budge no matter what.

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

Working from home again? Check out our latest blog for tips on how to protect your booze budget against all the additional ink and paper costs.

#ecofonts #printing #sustainability #workingfromhome #savetheboozebudget

https://t.co/emVqsGdWes

[CommaChameleonUK @CommaChamUK]

@pjwebdesign Never been called 'inimitable' before! I might have to get a t-shirt made... ;-D Thanks for allowing us some space on your hallowed blog pages! It was both an honour and a blast🤗