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New Commanders CB Marshon Lattimore had something to say to his former division rival Mike Evans after he was traded:

"That dude (Mike Evans) is a sweet opp. He lucky I ain't in that division no more, woulda been straps until he retired. It's Hail to the Commanders now."

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Commanders QB Sam Hartman was recently asked about his opinion on the QB situation for Sunday's game vs. the Bears.

"If Jayden can't play then I trust Mariota to whoop their ass. Hell, you could put me in there and I'll smoke that defense. Nothin' special about them. #RaiseHail

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CRAZY: Disgruntled former Commanders DE Jamin Davis was recently interviewed about why he was blocking so many Commanders fans on X:

"Now that I'm an Uber driver, I don't need the hate from that fanbase on my feed! They can kiss my *ss. F*ck them." #RaiseHail

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@JankyRondo JankyRondo DID say this 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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INSANE: Youtube sensation @JankyRondo was recently asked about the possibility of Marcus Mariota starting on Sunday:

"I'm storming the field if I see #18 out there. The fat security guards won't be able to hold me down! Shoutout to bro." #RaiseHail

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SOURCES: With the release of DE Jamin Davis, Commanders GM Adam Peters looks to be wanting to add to the team's pass rush.

Adam Peters seems to be serious about this move, he will be inquiring with the Raiders and Browns on the availability of Maxx Crosby and Myles Garrett.

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@Commanders Just got word that Jamin Davis said he blames Ronald Eugene Rivera for the way he turned out!

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During his post-game interview on Sunday after the Commanders beat the Panthers 40-7, Frankie Luvu had some harsh words to share about his former team.

"They sorry as f**k. I told myself that if I didn't get a sack on Dalton, I would have to eat my own boogers for a year."

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@GiantsPlzWin @billytinkle We not losing

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Sources say Emmanuel Forbes had some confident words to share in the lockerroom after yesterday's game vs. the Panthers where he had an INT.

"Don't let me get hot, I'm the best CB in the league when I'm hot bruh. When I see AJ Brown in Week 11, it's straps." #RaiseHail

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During his press conference today, Commanders HC Dan Quinn stated that Jayden Daniels had some words for the football world. They were as follows;

"My ribs hurt a little but it won't stop me from beating that nail painter next week. Believe that." #RaiseHail