Neon Genesis Sunshine🌞🤖

L /// He/Him /// 27 /// I have no mouth and I must scream /// queer /// ML /// Midwestern Princess

[Neon Genesis Sunshine🌞🤖 @Commissar_Loaf]

Hmm today I will interrogate my behavior patterns

[tris @bulgarbrutalit2]

One of the most annoying myths about the Nazi takeover of Germany is that it came as a reaction to left-wing decadence in Germany. If anything, the Nazi takeover came as a consequence of over a decade of accomodating and indulging right-wing elements in the Weimar Republic

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Democrats will run in November on punishing the June Criminals, revising the Treaty of Versailles, and redeeming our National Honor

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

"people aren't gonna be paying attention to you" is a dumb truism that can't protect you from the inevitable judgemental gaze you'll encounter outside. fight fire with fire: "anyone who's making fun of you randomly is a loser" has the additional advantage of being factually true.

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

i HATE when people put the after pic on the left in a before and after. i legitimately think this is downstream of the literacy crisis

[Neon Genesis Sunshine🌞🤖 @Commissar_Loaf]

I now have Prince Albert in a can, but unfortunately he’s already been let out

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Herr Hitler screaming from beyond the grave about being depicted carrying the Schwarz-Rot-Gold

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

Movie set in the Cambrian period where nothing happens because it’s set on land. No animals, no plants, no trees, no sound but the lonely wind wandering over endless gravel. Occasionally the words “Ten million years later” appear on screen, but nothing changes.

[Mahavishnu Con McHarlan @hardlybjorking]

My sister’s favorite song when she was like five was “Boom Clap” and my dad used to make her so mad by singing “Boom, CRAP, sound of my FART”

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

There are a lot of dog owners in cities who are essentially mentally torturing their dog by keeping them in apartments. No, your 30 minutes of walking a day and once-a-week dog park visit do not make up for the rest of the time.

[Lunchbox🐔🗣️ @fishin4l0ve]

Ive talked about how gothic horror is a fear of the remains of a now dead decadence of the past, ie haunted castles or old haunted mansions. Our modern version of this is evidently empty shopping malls and anamatronic pizzaria arcades

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

I feel bad for people than can’t do stuff on their own like bro eating outside by urself isnt embarrassing

[NaToSaphiX @NaToSaphiX]

Why is this so funny 😂

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

anon sub

[Neon Genesis Sunshine🌞🤖 @Commissar_Loaf]

Me and my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we were just wondering, what’s wrong with you?

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

I love whenever real candid videos have the exact setup and payoff of a 40s cartoon gag

[morbidly doebese @bighorsebox]

the reason this happens is really funny

raytheon figured out in like the 80s if they didn't make being gay as shameful in their corporate culture "give us state secrets or we'll tell everyone you're gay", a normally very effective blackmail technique, would not work as well

[Nick @NickZararis]

The failure of reconstruction has been a slow death march to this

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

ACs out. Thinking about that Japanese baseball player that upon being asked his favorite phrase he learned playing American baseball he very sheepishly said “emm…. It’s hotta than 2 rat fucking in a wool sock.”

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

Took the big man out for a drink, happy birthday lenin

[Neon Genesis Sunshine🌞🤖 @Commissar_Loaf]

When the subs and the dubs don’t match