Commissioner Gordon

i protect city of got ham

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when batty shows up on that roof i like sayin 'batter up!' and then i flip a pancake at him and he has to catch it on his bat-plate

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clown i will catch u

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sorry. i sent to wrong place ignore this

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yeah i cant keep growin mushroms in a bucket or gotham pd w find out so i need you to find me some office space barb

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new wisdom: cant stop livin til i die gord fans. the muscle relaxrs hittin

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what the hells goin on its friday and no bat reruns on me-tv. i dont understan d

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#atwork tryn to figure out howto 'ragebate' the pengin guy? maybe i say sardeens r nasty? i just dont know gordonfans tm. enjoy movin image

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bat this jonkerbrew got me feelin funny hehehe oh shit immakin jonker noises

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i rickie jer vase til she grown flowers

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gordons timelines filled with robojunk.. jonker plot has beginned🤡🤡 <-- jonker

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just met the pope. i don t get it? hes just a guy

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jonker and harly gwen

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cant be 'givin' hugs. edison woulda charged i know it #grindset

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yeah imma belieber. i BELIEB i've heard enough! and then i blow he head off with my bop gun

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one day bat n gord were draftin letters to energy company (they chargin extra btween 6 n 5pm. thats when we start the plopcorn machine!!) and bat say 'what state is gothum in agin?'. I say 'a state of disrepare unless we do somethin bat..' anyway then he shot the ceo in manhattan

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bat say 'got lucky today. hit 1.5 base' so i sniff he finger. smelled like fukin anthony skarramoochie

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wenta see 'nude gun' starrin rajja ghoul (from 'bat begins'). ask me for spoilers if u wanna! gords feelin kinda devious

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lord i am outta my 'gord'! follow for more funny gord me mes

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pogsquad where're u at? pls @ me pogsquad i'm waitin

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eber seen space jam? i seen it many times. they always have it in the 'bargin bins' at gotham walmart and i say hey bat im jammin pls give me my 'space'. then he does the batusi

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bruce wayner vs throbbin robin a triple X bat parody