Commodore One-Thumb

The unpiratiest pirate on the high seas of the internet. Come give yer Commodore a hug.

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

Welcome aboard, swabs! This be the official Twitter page fer yer Commodore! We still be sailin' every Tuesday and Thursday night and Sunday afternoons (MST). Drop by the deck, and bring a mop, or we'll surely find ye one!
https://t.co/jcVE2kr8TO

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@cheersitskatie It back!

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@cheersitskatie I write fantasy fiction, so I always judge the content like a comic book movie. Some of those stories are better than mine, but I'd never admit it.

There's no lack of lore, just a lack of purposefully compelling lore, IMHO.

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@xmerkaholicx Profound, but untrue, unfortunately. Sheep get eaten by bigger flocks of their own kind every day. I don't wanna be a sheepdog, so I just stay clear of the rabid masses until their hunger passes.

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@buydogecoin_ Currently, it's all on #Gemini, and it's all #dogecoin.

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@cheersitskatie Fair enough. After all, it's not necrophilia if they're undead. It's just reheating the leftovers. So, you just gotta make Varian a forsaken and you're golden.

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@Diablo Charred pork bits...no barbeque sauce, either. *shudders*

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@AdrianL16882023 @SpaceX This should never get old.

[Buy Dogecoin @buydogecoin_]

In honor of the new year Im giving 5,000 $DOGE to 1 random person that RETWEETS and FOLLOWS 🎉

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@ForeverknightGG XBox junkie.

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@helpinghandles $GanAegla

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

Come get some!
https://t.co/lMFwAHaayz

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

Following the financial advice of a 15-year-old, I finally bought into #cryptocurrency. Had to be #Dogecoins of course. Next, he'll have me #TikTok trolling @elonmusk.

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@RedFoxx131 @xMBGx I didn't know I wanted this until you said it. Now, I really really do.

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

Following the financial advice of a 15-year-old, I finally bought into #cryptocurrency. Had to be #Dogecoins of course. Next, he'll have me #TikTok trolling @elonmusk.

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

The Dork Lord calls, and I must answer.

#HailDiablo
#DiabloPromo

[Diablo @Diablo]

Claim your gift from Hell. 🎁 💀

Just tweet #HailDiablo + #DiabloPromo and you may receive a free gift delivered from Sanctuary to your doorstep.

📜 Rules: https://t.co/Aab353lyst

[The Wildlife Hub 🦅 @TheWildlifeHub]

🎁 2X RANDOM STEAM KEY GIVEAWAY 🎁

Ends tonight 10PM GMT. 🕑

Just:

Follow ✅
Retweet 🔁

Will post in comments ⬇️

#Giveaway #FreeGames #Steam #FreeGameKeys #FreeSteamKey #SteamGiveaway #FreeGiveaway

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@elonmusk @ahmadtariq07 You better stow that stuff, sailor.

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@Fantasyy__Landd It only gets worse. Buy a fire extinguisher now.

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@SantaDecides @Twitter How can you ignore 'Ol Saint Nick?

[Commodore One-Thumb @Commodore1t]

@konstructivizm I can see my house from here!