ben johnson edges the bears at halftime and says that he’ll only let them finish if they win. that’s how we keep winning in the second half! there’s a reason why we’re the cumback team! #bears#beardown#goodbetterbest
I want to know what happened to Hideo Kojima after MGS2 that made him go from writing hopeful yet tragic lines like "building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing." to making Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
no more dating apps, i want to meet someone the old fashioned way. by finding love on the one day of the year when single people are legally allowed to have sex
Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap