The Count

Greetings mortals, I walk among you.

🦇

[The Count @common_Vampire]

We are so much less than we were...

[The Count @common_Vampire]

Vampires used to terrify our favorite food stuffs, the times are changing and not for the better.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@Vamp_SexyPants I am immortal... everything is forever.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

Indeed...

[Sarcasmic (Sarc) RP/Parody - Endlessly Lurking... @Vamp_SexyPants]

@common_Vampire Says you...since you don't have one.
*snickers*

[inspector j @inspector_j]

@HAMKING_ @common_Vampire

[KING @HAMKING_]

@common_Vampire I see my error. Alas I’m a thick cunt and will have to live with this error for the rest of my days.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@HAMKING_ Good.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@WigglyAir Aged like fine wine.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@Gweenneee Only because boobs don't fart.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@Ok_Cinema0 I choose them all... as my brides!

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@yeeeerika Mesmerizm is handy that way.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@IGGYAZALEA If it makes the blood taste better, who cares?

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@RobotUnitG001 Ah, but what if it is entirely their fault?

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@ohhanxiety Blood

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@darklordjournal Holds no dominion over me.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@vampren_ Not so, I do periodically enjoy it.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@HorrorGorl Well fed.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@HouseOfHorrorCo From Dusk Til Dawn

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@ojessie__ Ha?

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@darklordjournal They don't last long enough under my roof to charge them rent.

[Little Miss AllNight @DrkDrtyStories]

Turns out I just needed to be fucked.

I mean fed!!!!! Fed!!!

Fucking autocorrect.

Also my wrap is very yummy.

[The Count @common_Vampire]

@Vamp_SexyPants *rises*

Lies!