Common Desi Uncle

Beta, are you studying?

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Hit the whip? Do the nae-nae? I hit you with chappal and make you cry for Na-ni (grandma)

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

You will never be a man until you eat a green mirchi pakora without wincing/sweating/crying

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Why everyone stop studying in summer... Do you feel in charge?

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Team India... Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad today

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

@Indian_stats many many happy returns of the day beta

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Put chaat masala on your fries. You're welcome.

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

@kashish_khullar @Indian_stats

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Happy Holi from uncle

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Black and blue are the colors of my chappals pick whichever one you want

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

14th February this year is not Valentine's Day.
No.
It is the day India plays Pakistan in the cricket World Cup 2015.

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

@Indian_stats why are you wearing black socks? Black is unlucky color, don't let this affect your education. No one will want to marry you.

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Ok Christmas over everyone back to studying

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

merry Christm(A)s

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Meri Christmas, Teri christmas, everyone's Christmas

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

@kashish_khullar bahahahah @Indian_stats @DesiHumour @LifeofaDesiGirl @BarackObama @50cent @JusReign

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Sure beta we can go to vacation over thanksgiving break. What are library hours again?

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

turn up with uncle and we drop the bass, turn down your grades and I drop the chappal

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

When you give Uncle the aux cord

[Common Desi Uncle @CommonDesiUncle]

Beta I will find u nice girl who wants the A+, not the D