Common Marist Girl

*not affiliated with Marist College in any way, shape, or form, i love you, bye*

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

"It's a marathon, not a sprint" - senior week advice from countless alum that i failed to listen to

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

A sea of drunk bright orange traffic cones swarming Poughkeepsie ya love to see it

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Phone is currently at the bottom of one of the port-a-potties from the luau HAPPY SENIOR WEEK

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Going into another day of goodbyes with the mindset of the first picture but prob ending up like the second by noon

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

Best senior slip and slide ya ever did see 🏄 #securitywho

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

I would like to thank the sophomores, juniors, and sadly a couple freshmen for ruining one of our last nights at Mahoney's #waityourturn

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Message to the annoying juniors that are ruining Mahoney's: You're annoying and you are ruining Mahoney's

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Forgot what it was like spending 2 hours getting ready to then look like a sweaty hog at the bar 😓

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

Tomorrow is the Catalina Wine Mixer. Anything is possible.

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Bernt out, tbh

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

Bernin' up, bernin'up for you baby🎧

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

Classes should be cancelled tomorrow @Marist !! How often do things like this happen at our school GIVE US THE DAY OFF TO FEEL THE BERN🔥🇺🇸

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

Imagine if Bernie pulled a classic fuckboy move tomorrow and was like "yo sry I just got crazy busy maybe we can chill some other time 😈😏"

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

I have gotten more use out of my color wars freshman welcome week shirt than I have out of any class I've taken at Marist

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Approached John Gildy himself in Donnelly and asked if he was canceling classes to which he laughed so I'm taking that as a hard no

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Coming back from Cancun like

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im gonna puke in Cancun (not bc of the alcohol..well maybe) but bc of the obnoxious amount of bad Triangl bikini knockoffs there will def be

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Requesting more junior boys and less junior girls at Mahoney's #PLEASE

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@CommonMaristGrl except maybe the feeling of the glorious day-drinking buzz I've got going on🍻

[Common Marist Girl @CommonMaristGrl]

Literally no better feeling in the world than the first nice day of the year at Marist