Common Poniente Girl

I wish I looked like a Targaryen con el coño depilao, but instead i look like a potaje del Lecho de Pulgas

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@TheRollingCrisp bitches be like "kio pero cuantas cuentas tienes maño"

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I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Frey and montón de estiércol de cabra sound the same

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Who needs April Fools when the whole Game of Thrones season 5 is a joke.

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When Khaleesi says she's going to bring justice 😍

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sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like que por el culo no, Oberyn

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Black is class

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When bae notices your new perfume

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Maybe I need to study in order to get a job, or maybe I just need to comerle el rabo a Tommen Baratheon hasta succionarle hasta el alma

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Fri-end
Bestfri-end
Boyfri-end
Lannist-er vino que vende Asunción ni es blanco ni tinto ni tiene coló

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People: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: esperando Sueños de Primavera y prostituyéndome para poder pagarlo

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Perks of being friends with me: never get sick of u pointing dogs

cons of being friends with me: si escribas "Tirion" te corto los huevos

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me: okay lets start this homework
*2 hours later*
me: pero pa qué coño hago nada si en esta serie te matan al segundo capítulo

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This is the best thing I've seen in a while

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if my life was a Tyrell it would be el gilipollas de Mace

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person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!

me:mecaguenlaputa quien me ha cambiado el vino

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things that are enjoyable:
• showers

things that are not enjoyable:
• getting out of the shower
• que no sea 12 de Abril, redios

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*talks to cute person*

*se lo mata el puto GRRM*

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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and follarme a Jaime Lannister and intelligence is that too much to ask for